10/7/2026
Monty Python and the Holy Quilt
Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
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Met a guy whose mom quilted this for him https://t.co/AOsDkEfMpu— Hereward the Woke (@BamaExpat) October 5, 2026Getting snuggly as the weather takes a chill? Well, I could stay a bit longer. Get warm with this quilt sewn by a woman of of taste, her arm clad in the purest shimming samite.
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