The Many Downsides of Being the Queen

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

Disney movies make little girls want to grow up to be a princess. They have beautiful dresses, loyal servants, a magical fairy godmother, and they end up marrying the prince of her dreams. But then what? Eventually you'll be a queen, and the lives of real queens were anything but fun. In the real life of a queen, you didn't get to choose who you marry, possibly a prince or king who may be quite inbred, and you might not even speak the same language. Then your duty was to bear children of royal b