10/7/2026
A vasectomy and a side of beef: The only thing these Vermonters don't need is syrup
Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
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What do you get when you put together a vasectomy, a side of beef, and a surplus of maple syrup? A winning raffle ticket in Strafford, Vt.
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