Weekly Weird News · paranormal

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

There was one time I actually went trick-or-treating as a ghost wearing a bed sheet with two eye holes. Just once. I learned that it's impossible to keep the eye holes in the right place when you're walking, or doing anything. I guess that's why Charlie Brown had multiple eye holes cut into his sheet. When my kid wanted to be a ghost, I insisted on using a white bathrobe with a (non-pointy) hood and plenty of white face paint. She changed that to a black robe with white face paint and was much