Weird public interaction. I don’t have a pic or video of this interaction (see body text for the story) so please enjoy my photography instead

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

So I had this very unsettling public interaction with a stranger today. I was walking in my city after my lecture and was wearing my burgundy suit I really like. Walked past a fish and chip shop and a stranger who I think was either drunk or high approached me. He asked why I was wearing such a suit and after my response he indicated that he appreciated my this but he might’ve also said he loved me (I can’t remember if he did that last part). He then asked to take a selfie with me and I ob