10/11/2026
The Chart Room · gaming

The Onion’s First Video Game Is an Action-Packed Voting Simulator

Filed by Dana Graviton
The Onion’s First Video Game Is an Action-Packed Voting Simulator
Players can double-jump away from poll watchers to cast their ballot or simply stay at home and jerk off.
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