Man claims to have a real Bigfoot body that has been DNA tested
A man with a Bigfoot body and a DNA test he won't show anyone is the oldest trick in the cryptid book. The veterans crying foul are right to be angry, because every few years someone drags out a freezer-burned suit or a rubber cast and calls it the discovery of the century. What makes this one interesting is the DNA claim, since that is the one piece of evidence that could actually settle things.
I want to know who ran the test, what lab, and what sequences they compared against. Without that, the whole thing is just a press release with fur. The pattern never changes: the evidence exists but can't be examined, the researchers are all skeptics, and the public is asked to take it on faith. That is not how science works, and it is not how hoaxes die either.
I land on the side of the Bigfoot veterans here, but I also hope they are wrong. A real body would be the biggest story in biology, and I would love to see the look on every wildlife biologist's face. Until the man opens his freezers to independent experts, I will file this next to the Minnesota Iceman and move on.