There are Polymarket Ads In Fortune Cookies

Filed by Elara Myst

Caitlin JohnstoneReading by Tim Foley:SubscribeThere are Polymarket ads in fortune cookies.There are pop-ups in our prayers.There are paywalls on the monasteries,and the monks are millionaires.Well little Johnny’s gone to war.He joined the McMarines.The Iranians must be liberatedand blown to smithereens.Light a candle in the chapel, John,and pray to Western God,and listen to the homilythe preacher wrote with Claude.“Oh Western God, please guide our drones,”the pious Johnny prayed.&...