9/30/2026
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He ran a 92-hour Data-Center job in 9 minutes on a computer you can hold

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
He ran a 92-hour Data-Center job in 9 minutes on a computer you can hold
 They say America loses the AI race unless we cover farmland with mall-sized warehouses, give them tax breaks, and let them take power and water. John Valentine told a Texas Senate committee that story is a fraud. His team took a job that needed 92 hours inside a data center and finished it in nine minutes on a computer you can hold, plugged into a wall, using less power than a microwave. In sworn testimony he went further:From 2021 through 2024, I personally gave over 350 live demonstrati
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He ran a 92-hour Data-Center job in 9 minutes on a computer you can hold — Weekly Weird News